: a front-end engineer who curates the web with logic and style.

"If it lives in a browser, he probably has opinions about it."

: one who accumulates side projects at a rate that defies both time and physics.

: baseball savant — fluent in advanced metrics, Dodger Blue, and the quiet religion of a well-turned double play.

"He will pause any conversation to explain why WAR is being misused."

: can be found surfing, deep in a TV binge, or standing over a grill with strong carne asada convictions